Wife Tries To Sell Her 'House-Trained' Husband On Facebook For 'Free'

They say marriage is not always moonlight and roses, as fights usually happen in between. And although couples still love each other, they can’t also help but get frustrated. In fact, others get so irritated that they tend to say the ugliest of words. But no matter what, these are all part of a married life.

But for a woman named Teresa Turner, her marriage is sometimes disturbed thanks to her misophonia. The latter is basically a kind of sensitivity to certain noises, such as chewing bubblegum and jiggling legs under the table, among others.

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Teresa, in particular, can’t handle the sounds she hear from people eating loudly. And by people, she means to include her husband Rob. Apparently, Rob annoyed Teresa to the nth level. He basically insisted on watching a video of a person crunching multiple times. Unfortunately for him, it was the final blow.

“I just found this video of a person crunching really loudly, and she told me to stop playing it.”

According to Metro, Rob admitted that he played the video a couple of times, though Teresa already told him to stop. Later on, she went upstairs. But to his surprise, Teresa actually took her revenge online.

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She had put him up for sale on Facebook, that is. She posted it on a page called “sell it Kings Lynn.” She simply shared a picture of him, with a description that describes all of his brilliant qualities.

“I have a 33 year old husband that is no longer needed due to getting on my nerves.”

Teresa even stated in her post that she doesn’t want any money and that her husband was for “FREE.” She described Rob as someone that is “house-trained” and “toilet-trained.” He is even “first to
collect.”

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Unfortunately for Teresa, a good number of women were sold and willing to buy Rob. She was actually hoping for a sympathetic response from the Facebook community, but things went south. She instead received multiple offers just to take her husband away from her.

The post quickly went viral, generating more reactions and/or likes every minute. Most, if not all, of the comments were from women saying that they would be happy to take Rob with them.

Hilariously, Rob jumped in and joined the conversation. He asked if he could get his “tea cooked.” Fortunately for Teresa, no one came to their house to pick up her husband. She though Rob would have gone angry, but he thought “it was funny and still does.”